what really happened?

First off props to my man Eck for winning LOTOJA. Gary--I will have to show you his nutrition during the race at some point; it is pretty impressive.

Second, Dupree seems to have gone on a couple of dates. Luckily that have been no incidents involving butter! Let's keep our fingers crossed.

But the real question at hand--other than why does no one wave to me when I ride up Emigration--is what happened to the Red Sox? ESPN and the like will say that it has to do with injuries, not making trades before the deadline, a bit of mismanagement, injuries and some more key injuries. Little known is that there was a game on Aug. 2 at Fenway that involved an extra body on the field. Youk tried to steal second and was called out, but this "player" ran the bases each of the last innings. The crowd even cheered when he successfully stole second and then third. Unfortunately, he didn't help the Sox and he didn't making it out of the park alive, literally. Thus, the real reason the Sox suck is the Curse of the Crow! But at least we will always have the greatest comeback ever to remember: